November 2022 – CU Noozfeed

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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
1 year ago1 year ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
2 years ago2 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
2 years ago2 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
2 years ago2 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
2 years ago

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago07 mins

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Alack! Alack! It is with great sorrow I must announce mine truest donkey hath passed into the angels’ realm while traversing that treacherous expanse, Collegiate Avenue. Alas, poor Bartholomew! For many years he hath been mine dearest companion and closest confidante, far surpassing my wretched wife Dorothea. His gentle brays and unfailing nature hath brought…