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Here’s How Many Dildos You Could Buy With One Semester’s Tuition

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

You asked for it, and we delivered. Here’s how many dildos (plus some butt plugs, strap-ons, and vagina-analogs) you could purchase from Amazon.com, for the cost of one semester at Cornell.

Wow! 1379 dildos! That’s almost 19 dildos for every school day! You’d probably run out of room real quick if you bought all those dildos!

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