We’ve all been told that the A.D. White Library looks ripped straight out of Hogwarts, but after fourteen days of a girl crying nonstop in a Dickson Hall bathroom, the reign of A.D. White as Cornell’s most potter-y location is finally coming to an end. Ever since students first noticed the crying coming from the…
So you’ve decided to take a phone break after 30 minutes of excruciating quality time with your aunts and uncles. We don’t blame you. We’re sure you’ve heard enough about how big you’ve gotten since five years ago and how Cornell is “one of those liberal safe space campuses.” You’ve survived the arrival of family…
BALCH HALL—Arielle Roban, a freshman in the School of Industrial and Labor Relations, has reportedly been rehearsing factoids and witty jabs on the flaws of capitalism ahead of her annual Thanksgiving dinner at the home of her aunt and uncle, Susan and Gary Gates. Inspired by her Introduction to Labor History course, Roban has been…
I might’nt e’er forget the events that transpired on that Godforsaken Orange Chicken Wednesday for as long as Orion’s belt should remain fastened. Before sophomore year, I’d been a mere fawn, far too weak, too feeble-minded; I daredn’t embark on a journey that had vanquished so many before me in the quest to pass through…
You don’t need a reminder. It’s November 6th. Take a stand for something. Believe in something. Because today is National Saxophone Day. You’ve been hearing about it for months. But now, it’s finally time: get your sunglasses and zoot suit on down to your designated precinct to play a sweet, sweet tune on your sweet,…