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Tragic: Wet Sock Is Really Stuck In Between Washing Machine Door and Barrel

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

So, it’s that time of week again: time to do your chores; your laundry. Not to worry though; laundry is easy, especially when factoring in the reliability of your dorm’s four laundry machines that are meant to service hundreds of residents. It’s almost therapeutic, as if you’re washing away your sins of the past week…

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How To Justify To Marie Kondo That Empty Alcohol Bottles Bring You Joy

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

It might feel like Ithaca winter will drag on forever, but spring cleaning time will be here before you know it. And who better to consult for advice than Marie Kondo, author of the best-selling “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” and star of her eponymous Netflix series? So here’s the dealio – Marie’s method…

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CUPD Must Know At Least 3 Brothers to Raid Party and Other New Greek Life Rules

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago01 mins

All drugs in houses must have eco-friendly packaging Students must bring their own alcohol to parties, and it must be enough to share with the whole class Hazing can only be conducted by licenced third-party pledge daddies Mandatory I will not break the rules even when nobody is looking pinky promises for all members of…

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