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Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

Nooz Staff3 years ago02 mins

Oy gevalt! Jacob Schleiss ‘25 disappointed nice Jewish girls everywhere today by confirming that despite undergoing a 25-hour period of intense prayer, fasting, and repentance, he has no plans to abandon his study of business administration.  Way to miss the point, Jacob! In what is already being described as the biggest Judaism-related fuck-up since the…

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