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Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Fuck, he’s doing it again, isn’t he? Dammit. For the third time this week, your weird roommate, Oliver Perkins, is staring directly at you from across the room while brushing his teeth. What the hell is his deal? You accidentally make eye contact for a moment before swiftly averting your gaze. There’s not even a…

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