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May 23, 2025
  • I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
  • Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
  • Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

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  • I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

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  • Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

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  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

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  • Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

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Heartwarming: When This Student In a Wheelchair Felt Left Out, These Brothers Helped Him Do a Keg Stand!

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago03 mins

Adapting to College life can be tough for everyone, but imagine how hard it is for those of us facing physical disabilities. All of the social anxieties felt by being thrown into a new setting with dozens of people you’ve never met before get heightened by the palpable impairment that makes you feel completely different…

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Sheer Bravery! This Fraternity Brother Will Finish Anyone’s Drink That They Don’t Want Anymore

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

There are plenty of small town heroes to be found in Ithaca, but this long weekend, one really stood out from the crowd. Eric LaSorsa ‘18, a member of Sigma Psi Theta fraternity, has publicly stated that if somebody doesn’t want a drink anymore, he will proudly “slam that fucker down like it’s nobody’s business.”…

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We Asked Students Which is Worse: Keystone, PBR, or Being Waterboarded?

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

Cornell students are all used to pretty awful drinks, and everybody has tried the college basics by now. So we went around campus asking students which they thought was worse: Keystone Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, or the ancient torture technique of waterboarding? Here’s what we found. Jordan Burnmauer ’17: Wha… What kind of question is…

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