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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
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Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
3 years ago3 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
3 years ago3 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
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Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
3 years ago

My GPA Is Higher Than Yours, and Other Reasons Why I Should Go To Hell

Nooz Staff9 years ago03 mins

I’ve got a pretty high GPA. I’m not going to lie about it or act humble, because it’s something I’m proud of. And you know what? That’s only one part of the multi-faceted argument for why I should go straight to hell. Let’s not waste a ton of time belaboring this point. My GPA is…

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

My GPA Is Higher Than Yours, and Other Reasons Why I Should Go To Hell