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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
2 years ago2 years ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
3 years ago3 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
3 years ago3 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
3 years ago3 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
3 years ago

Baller Alert: Recruiters Are All Over This Senior’s Dick, Basically

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

Thought you had a successful career fair? Well, think again! Fresh off his summer internship at Facebook, Stan Zhu ‘18 has dozens of recruiters trying to hop on his dick, basically. Don’t believe us? In the past week alone, Zhu received 25 LinkedIn requests from probably-dripping-wet recruiters at companies like Google, Amazon, and Microsoft, who…

Inspiring: This Freshman Already Knows Exactly What She’s Going To Do for the Rest of Her Life

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

When Sara Nelson first arrived at Cornell, her major was undeclared, and she wasn’t even sure if she was going to drop Gen Chem or stick with it. Well just look at her now, one week later. This inspiring freshman already knows exactly what she’s going to do with her life, starting with officially declaring…