BAILEY HALL—This past Tuesday, in what has been a most shocking act of sabotage and treachery, Isabella Palacio 23’ received a less than a perfect score on her peer graded assessment at the hands of her classmate-turned-archnemesis Toby Grimes 22’. “I’m on the edge of tears just talking about it,” remarked Palacio, clearly fighting back…
ZOOM—Obnoxiously trying to broaden his horizons and get the most out of his short time at Cornell, sophomore Alex Latell ‘23 is willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to understand Data Structures. “When I asked my friends their thoughts on last week’s optional reading, they originally looked at me like I…
Well, it looks like finals week has finally arrived, but don’t worry, CUNoozfeed has got you covered. These tracks will have you feeling fresh and energetic, so that every minute of those long hours of studying will lead to you acing those tests! 1. Some EDM Bullshit It could be Skrillex, or Tiesto, or Diplo…
Alyssa Flores, ‘18: “Umm, can you ask me again later? I’m taking a prelim right now.” Unfortunately, we couldn’t ask her the question again, because we were asked to leave the building several minutes later. But the fact that she was willing to talk to us at some point implied that she had a favorite…