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May 23, 2025
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Family Making You Uncomfortable This Thanksgiving? Read This to Avoid Eye Contact!

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago04 mins

So you’ve decided to take a phone break after 30 minutes of excruciating quality time with your aunts and uncles. We don’t blame you. We’re sure you’ve heard enough about how big you’ve gotten since five years ago and how Cornell is “one of those liberal safe space campuses.” You’ve survived the arrival of family…

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