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May 24, 2025
  • I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
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  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
  • Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

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  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

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Uh-Oh! Sounds Like Uncle Gary’s About to Politicize Thousands of Deaths

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

It was a regular old Sunday morning, which meant dialing in for my extended family’s Sunday brunch Zoom call, and something about the way his face was getting red told me Uncle Gary was about to turn a whole lot of people dying into some political stance. I’d seen Gary’s Facebook tirades about how state…

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How to Look Cute Wearing the Awful Fucking Sweater Your Bitch Grandma Gave You

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago03 mins

Now that the holiday season is wrapping up, here are some tips for how to look more cute and less like an all-out assault on the eyeballs when wearing the absolutely nauseating sweater you just got from your bitch of a grandma.   Be yourself! Even though your dumbass grandma is forcing you to wear…

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Can You Tell a Student Assembly Meeting from Your Family Fighting at Thanksgiving?

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins
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