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It Happened to Me: I Took a 9 PM Nap and Now I’m a Scurrying Little Rat Creature Who Flees the Sun

Nooz Staff4 years ago07 mins

Readers, I was once like you. I was a normal student who knew the feeling of the sun on my face and the agony of an 8 am discussion. Then, one day, as I made my 8:45 pm journey to 7/11 for my nightly snack-dinner of beef jerky and Mountain Dew Code Red, I felt…

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