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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
2 years ago2 years ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
3 years ago3 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
3 years ago3 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
3 years ago3 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
3 years ago

Gross! This Roommate Forgot to Throw Out His Decomposing Goat Carcass Before Break

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

We’ve all heard awful roommate stories before, but none as bad as this. After Spring Break, Dylan Murphy ‘19 returned to his Becker Hall dorm only to discover, to his dismay, that his roommate Chad Stapleton ‘19 accidentally left a bloody goat carcass from their vernal equinox pagan sacrifice out in the open for THE…

69 Ways To Spice Up Your Roommate’s Sex Life

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago010 mins

Don’t you hate when your roommate is banging his significant other and their amount of spice is sorely lacking? We sure used to, until we came up with 69 sure-fire ways to spice up their raucous fuck sessions! Officiate a marriage between them Throw the two of them oxygen masks and claim they’re in a…