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CU Nooz’s Recommended Slope Day Schedule

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago012 mins

Today’s the day! Here’s CU Nooz’s Recommended Slope Day schedule. Print this out in case you black out and forget what to do with yourself! 8:00 AM Wake up! It’s Slope Day! Check your texts. Joey’s already telling you to come over to his apartment to pregame. 8:10 AM Grab a bagel for breakfast later,…

Do Not Help This Little Boy Climb the Slope. He Must Do This on His Own

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

There is a small boy climbing up Libe Slope. He is young, and he is weak, but do not help the child. He must do this on his own. If he falls down the steep hill, it is he who must pick himself up. And he will be stronger for it. This is his journey,…