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Baller Alert: Recruiters Are All Over This Senior’s Dick, Basically

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

Thought you had a successful career fair? Well, think again! Fresh off his summer internship at Facebook, Stan Zhu ‘18 has dozens of recruiters trying to hop on his dick, basically. Don’t believe us? In the past week alone, Zhu received 25 LinkedIn requests from probably-dripping-wet recruiters at companies like Google, Amazon, and Microsoft, who…

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