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Cornellians Do Not Respect My Conservative Values or My Star Wars Erotic Fan Fiction

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago03 mins

Universities should facilitate the free exchange of ideas between all kinds of people. But often I find that the liberal bias on Cornell’s campus represses my ability to openly discuss my conservative viewpoints or the finer details of the dozens of volumes of Star Wars erotic fan fictions I’ve penned. Last week, as I tried…

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

Cornellians Do Not Respect My Conservative Values or My Star Wars Erotic Fan Fiction