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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
2 years ago2 years ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
2 years ago2 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
3 years ago3 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
3 years ago3 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
3 years ago

Innovative! “Rasputin” the CS Major is Finding an Alternative Way to Pay Tuition!

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

Well this is surely one for the books, and just one more reason why we at Cornell should be proud of the imaginative and resourceful student body we go to school with. Everyone grumbles about tuition hikes, but this CS major took his fate in his own hands and set up a side business of…

Here’s How Many Dildos You Could Buy With One Semester’s Tuition

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

You asked for it, and we delivered. Here’s how many dildos (plus some butt plugs, strap-ons, and vagina-analogs) you could purchase from Amazon.com, for the cost of one semester at Cornell. Wow! 1379 dildos! That’s almost 19 dildos for every school day! You’d probably run out of room real quick if you bought all those…