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May 23, 2025
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Is This Love or Is There Still Time to Text Him Never Mind?

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

It’s Valentine’s Day, and that means it’s time to ask yourself whether this is love, or if there’s still time to text him never mind. Maybe you smile every time you say his name. Maybe the only thing in the world that matters to you right now is that you’re together. Maybe, even when you’re…

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Quiz: Can You Fill Out The Matchmaking Survey to Avoid Getting Coupled With Gary From Your 10am?

Nooz Staff6 years ago01 mins
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6 Cornell-Themed Ways I Tried to Win My Ex-Wife Back this Valentine’s Day

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago06 mins

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to honor the loved ones in your life. It’s also the one time every year that I beg my ex-wife Tammy to take me back and forgive her for sleeping with Jeremy from work, kicking me out of the house, and keeping my pet ferret. As a longtime Ithacan,…

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