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December 11, 2024
- I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
- Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
- “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
- Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
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