Devastating: Mufasa Was Trampled to Death in a Stampede Of Freshman

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Disaster struck Ithaca this Friday night, when it was reported that Mufasa, King of Pride Rock, passed away from injuries sustained after being trampled by dozens of drunk freshmen in Collegetown. In a statement yesterday, Ithaca Police stated that Mufasa was hunting for food for his family on College Ave Read More

We Asked Students Which is Worse: Keystone, PBR, or Being Waterboarded?

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Cornell students are all used to pretty awful drinks, and everybody has tried the college basics by now. So we went around campus asking students which they thought was worse: Keystone Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, or the ancient torture technique of waterboarding? Here’s what we found. Jordan Burnmauer ’17: Wha… Read More