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Anabel’s Groceries to Satisfy Your Food and Personal Insecurities

Photo by: Cameron Pollack / Sun Photography Editor
Photo by: Cameron Pollack / The Cornell Daily Sun

Conveniently located in Anabel Taylor Hall, Anabel’s Grocery is now open seven days a week, providing access to healthy, affordable food! Stop by to fill your basket with remedies to these common insecurities. Low Self Esteem Chug a marked-down can of Rockstar! It’ll leave you feeling invincible and consumer-savvy. Commitment Read More

Job Posting: The Perfect Entry Level Position for Soon-to-Be Cornell Graduate

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Our company is seeking a motivated, hard-working, and employment-oriented soon-to-be college graduate from Cornell University to fill an entry level position for our up-and-coming startup that was recently mentioned in the New York Times AND featured in Buzzfeed’s highly acclaimed “16 Most Fun Work Environments” listicle! We have openings in Read More

Nationalities That Aren’t Mexican But Definitely Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Because It’s All The Same Right?

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· Brazilian · Guatemalan · Colombian · Spanish · El Salvadorian · Panamanian · Dominican · Chilean · Puerto Rican · Peruvian · Venezuelan · Paraguayan · Nicaraguan · Portuguese · Cuban · Honduran · Argentinian · Belizean · Surinamese · Uruguayan · Bolivian · Ecuadorian · Haitian · Guyanese Read More

AVAILABLE FOR RENT: One-Bedroom Cardboard Box, No Bath, No Kitchen, Close to Campus, $650/month!!!

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I’m looking for a responsible, clean, quiet tenant to live in my one-bedroom cardboard box for the summer of 2017. The box is fully furnished with Daily Sun newspapers, quarter cards, and rocks from nearby Cascadilla gorge. While the box has no bathroom, kitchen, electricity, or space to fit most Read More

Check Out These Classes You Can Only Pre-Enroll For On The Dark Web

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Fall 2017 class roster too peachy for you? Check out these classes that offer a more realist educational experience to better prepare you for the crummy world out there. GOVT 1830: Intro to Sex Scandal Relations AEM 1200: Using Cocaine to Optimize Day-Trading RUSSA 1340: Mail-Order Brides MUSIC 1390: Encoding Read More

Gross! This Roommate Forgot to Throw Out His Decomposing Goat Carcass Before Break

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We’ve all heard awful roommate stories before, but none as bad as this. After Spring Break, Dylan Murphy ‘19 returned to his Becker Hall dorm only to discover, to his dismay, that his roommate Chad Stapleton ‘19 accidentally left a bloody goat carcass from their vernal equinox pagan sacrifice out Read More