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Let’s Make Bill Nye the Science Guy Our New Football Coach
Let’s face it, the Cornell Football team isn’t doing so well. Our head coach David Archer has been doing the best he can, but after almost a winless season last year and so far a winless season this year, it’s time for someone new. That’s why we’re trying to get Bill Nye the Science Guy…
We Asked 8 Students About Their Favorite Part of Cornell While They Were Taking a Prelim!
Alyssa Flores, ‘18: “Umm, can you ask me again later? I’m taking a prelim right now.” Unfortunately, we couldn’t ask her the question again, because we were asked to leave the building several minutes later. But the fact that she was willing to talk to us at some point implied that she had a favorite…
I Found This One Cool Trick, and Now Quartercarders Fear My Very Presence!
As a freshman, it seemed that I couldn’t go a day without being harassed by a quartercarder. Everywhere I went, a different a cappella group or project team interrupted my day to annoy me about a club I would never join. But that all ended when I discovered this one crazy lifehack. Quartercarders won’t even…
Is There Too Much Political Correctness on College Campuses, and Has Anyone Seen My Lost Dog?
The college campus was once a place where students, academics, and all great thinkers were free to share new ideas. The knowledge, technology, and advancements born from a university’s exchange of ideas saw no limits. But is political correctness now inhibiting the creative potential of universities? And has anyone seen Max, my missing cocker spaniel?…
When This Transgender Student Demanded Equality, the Administration Got Him a Jet Ski!
As a transgender teen, Michael Carver ’19 has faced a tremendous amount of discrimination in his life. That’s why he set out to ensure Cornell would be a safe place for him when he was accepted this spring. After countless meetings with university officials, Michael’s hard work may have finally paid off- the administration gave…