March 2016
College “Safe Spaces” Are Important, But Can They Handle a Bigoted Asshole Like Me?
The latest movement sweeping across universities is the call for “safe spaces,” or areas devoid of discrimination against racial and gender minorities. There is no doubt that setting up these institutions are important, but how will they effectively deal with a bigoted asshole like me? For example, safe spaces are great places for women to…
Unbelievable! This Sophomore Found a Bunch of Five Leaf Clovers in His Roommate’s Closet!
Think there’s no such thing as luck? Well get ready to eat your words, because a sophomore in the College of Agriculture found a ton of these sweet five leaf clovers in his roommate’s closet! Talk about a St. Patrick’s Day to remember! When Greg Wachtel walked into his two person double in Cascadilla earlier…
Here’s How Many Dildos You Could Buy With One Semester’s Tuition
You asked for it, and we delivered. Here’s how many dildos (plus some butt plugs, strap-ons, and vagina-analogs) you could purchase from Amazon.com, for the cost of one semester at Cornell. Wow! 1379 dildos! That’s almost 19 dildos for every school day! You’d probably run out of room real quick if you bought all those…