Tag Archives: 2016

QUIZ: Match The Third-Party Candidate With His or Her Policy!

Most people know Gary Johnson is the candidate for the Libertarian party in this election. But, which of these policies is his?

FILE - In this May 18, 2016 file photo, Libertarian presidential candidate, former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson speaks with legislators at the Utah State Capitol in Salt Lake City. The day after political heavyweight Mitt Romney name-dropped him on Twitter, the former New Mexico governor seemed to reveal a hole in his foreign-affairs knowledge when he was befuddled by an otherwise routine question about the Syrian city of Aleppo. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer, File)
(AP Photo/Rick Bowmer, File)


Jill Stein is the 2016 Green Party Candidate, and she has some interesting policies. Do you know which one is hers?



Okay, enough with the easy ones. This is Vermin Supreme. He has run for president three times and is a favorite write-in candidate in his fourth attempt. Which of these policies is his?

By Craig from Manchester


If you haven’t already, meet Pogo Mochello Allen-Reese. According to the San Antonio Current, this former stripper now calls himself a “Slave of Jesus.” Do you know which policy is his?




This is James “Jim” Hedges, a third-party candidate interested in bringing back an old American tradition. What is his main policy point?




Donald Sauter is running as a Unarchy Party candidate. What does that mean?




You may not have heard of him, but Donald J. Trump is really making waves in this year’s election. He’s a former reality TV star, but he’s got a lot of opinions, so let’s see if you can spot them all!



A Shame To Their Country: These Un-American 17 Year-Old Freshmen Didn’t Vote

Our extraordinary democracy stands as a pillar of individual freedom, liberty, and humanity’s celebration of self-autonomy. A beacon of American exceptionalism, our ballot boxes serve as a representation of our country’s greatest ideals. However, there somehow are still 17 year-old Cornell freshmen who would dare to stain our beautiful nation by not voting.

Unappreciative of the freedom that they possess, these underage cretins stand to smear one of the greatest things the world has to offer. Selecting one’s own leader is a simple responsibility we share as citizens of this great nation, but these lazy minors can’t seem to muster up the interest to even send a mail-in ballot. That’s just disgusting


We’ve all heard the usual excuses: “My vote won’t matter,” “I don’t like any of the candidates,” or “I’m not legally allowed to vote in this country for another 4 months.” Don’t these pathetic children understand that their undermining of the electoral process will destroy America, ushering in the next era of political apathy?

So let’s get out and vote, Cornell, and not let these miserable youths ruin our glorious freedom. Face it, voting’s a huge deal – far too big to let something silly like age get in the way of upholding our civic duty.