Cornell’s alma mater, composed in 1870 by Archibald Croswell Weeks and Wilmot Moses Smith, is one of the most popular alma maters among American colleges. It is absolutely imperative that you know all the words by heart.

1. Far above Cayuga’s ____,

 Groceries

 Spider Collection

 1998 Ford Taurus

 MTN DEW® Baja Fresh®

2. With its _____,

 Succulent Water Chestnuts

 Many Legs

 Best in-class rear suspension

 Exhilarating taste of DEW® combined with a blast of tropical lime

3. _____’s Our Noble _______

 Eats … Raisin Cake

 Swings … Bag of Hair

 Cradles … King

 Guzzles … The syrupy goodness of the MTN DEW® line of soft drinks

4. Lift the ____, speed it onward,

 Chains of capitalism

 Sacrificial offering

 Arson charges

 Champagne glass full of America’s favorite beverage, MTN DEW®

5. Loud her praises ____;

 Yodel

 Never reach God- the only religion in America is Capitalism, worshiped vehemently by the proletariat, much to their own demise at the hands of the bourgeoisie

 Are oddly specific and kinda creep me out

 Call for endless rivers full of the mouth-watering, mind-blowing taste of MTN DEW®

6. Hail, all hail, _____!

 The University’s wealthy donors and benefactors

 Yale

 To the Chief

 The soft drink lobby’s stranglehold on American society

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