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The Next Sigmund Freud? This Psychology Student Wants to Fuck His Mom!

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Thought you were a special student? Think again! After years of studying psychology, Francis Elkhart ‘21 is making a name for himself as the next Sigmund Freud. His secret? He has an unrelenting desire to fuck his mother! No other psychology student has anything close to Francis’s gift for wanting to schlong his…

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

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Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

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The Next Sigmund Freud? This Psychology Student Wants to Fuck His Mom!