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December 3, 2023
  • I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
  • Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
  • Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

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  • I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

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  • Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

    10 months ago10 months ago
  • “I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

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Dweeb Alert: Kid With Five Backpacks Runs To Class

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago01 mins
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Doing Our Part: We Poured Two Bottles of Water in Beebe Lake To Combat the Drought

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago01 mins

The city of Ithaca is encouraging everyone to conserve water during the drought. We’re doing our part.

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Here’s How Many Dildos You Could Buy With One Semester’s Tuition

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago01 mins

You asked for it, and we delivered. Here’s how many dildos (plus some butt plugs, strap-ons, and vagina-analogs) you could purchase from Amazon.com, for the cost of one semester at Cornell. Wow! 1379 dildos! That’s almost 19 dildos for every school day! You’d probably run out of room real quick if you bought all those…

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