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Aww! Three Generations of Cornellians Come Together to Psychologically Abuse the Shit out of BU Hockey Team

Nooz Staff2 years ago02 mins

Nothing says Thanksgiving like joining friends, parents, and grandparents for a wholesome night of pure, unfiltered bullying! This evening Lynah Faithful will flock to Madison Square Garden to inflict permanent psychological damage upon the Boston University hockey team—a demonstration of the Cornell community’s admirable closeness and warmth. “I look forward to bringing my family every…

Let’s Make Bill Nye the Science Guy Our New Football Coach

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago03 mins

Let’s face it, the Cornell Football team isn’t doing so well. Our head coach David Archer has been doing the best he can, but after almost a winless season last year and so far a winless season this year, it’s time for someone new. That’s why we’re trying to get Bill Nye the Science Guy…

Can You Name These Famous Quotes from Cornell Alums?

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago01 mins

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

Aww! Three Generations of Cornellians Come Together to Psychologically Abuse the Shit out of BU Hockey Team

Let’s Make Bill Nye the Science Guy Our New Football Coach

Can You Name These Famous Quotes from Cornell Alums?