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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
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Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
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Wow-ee! Archies May Have Gone Overboard On Dragon’s Giant, Vascular Dick

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

RAND HALL—First-year Archies wow us annually with a reptilian masterpiece worthy of the MoMA, but this year’s dragon is breathtaking in more ways than one. Mamma mia, look at that Bavarian Beefstick! That’s right! Our 2018 dragon is packing a real crowd-pleaser. The 100-ft long creature features a huge, stinky, vascular dick estimated to be…

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

Wow-ee! Archies May Have Gone Overboard On Dragon’s Giant, Vascular Dick