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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
1 year ago1 year ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
2 years ago2 years ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
2 years ago2 years ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
2 years ago2 years ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
2 years ago2 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
2 years ago

Gross! This Roommate Forgot to Throw Out His Decomposing Goat Carcass Before Break

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

We’ve all heard awful roommate stories before, but none as bad as this. After Spring Break, Dylan Murphy ‘19 returned to his Becker Hall dorm only to discover, to his dismay, that his roommate Chad Stapleton ‘19 accidentally left a bloody goat carcass from their vernal equinox pagan sacrifice out in the open for THE…

I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds

Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again

“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert

Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave

False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase

Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major

Gross! This Roommate Forgot to Throw Out His Decomposing Goat Carcass Before Break