Take over for your bus driver

This guy looks pretty tired. Give him a hand! It’s the least you could do to make up for him helping you get home.

Weep over your loss of innocence

As you pass by that park you always used to play at, or the old high school, remember that you’re an adult now and all the carefree childhood love of life has been replaced by the stressful demands of the real world!

Pretend you went to some cool parties

Your friends from back home are bound to bring up the party scenes at their schools, so you’re going to want to make them think you did some crazy shit every Thursday instead of getting denied from an annex.

Refill your parents’ food bowls

Old mom and dad must have gone through those food bowls you left for them back in August, so it’s probably time for a refill!

Reconnect with every person from your graduating class

It’s been a while since graduation, I bet all 427 members of your high school class are just dying to know what you’ve been up to!

If you’re in Ithaca, say hi to your favorite classrooms

All of your favorite professors will be on vacation, but that doesn’t mean you can’t pay a visit to your favorite classrooms. Go check up on McGraw 165 or Warren 240 and see how they’re holding up in the new school year!

Get some sleep and dream about the terrifying, uncertain future of humanity

We won’t be here much longer!

Don’t come back

Can’t every day be Fall Break? It wouldn’t hurt to stay an extra day or two, maybe a week. Heck, why not all the time!