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I LIVED IT: I Swiped Up On Spotify While Clearing My Apps and Had To Live With The Unbearable Pain of My Unadulterated Thoughts for 5 Seconds
1 year ago1 year ago
Ah Shit: Weird Roommate Staring At You While Brushing Their Teeth Again
1 year ago1 year ago
“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella Concert
1 year ago1 year ago
Godspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave
1 year ago1 year ago
False Advertising? Farmers at Farmers’ Market Not Available for Purchase
2 years ago2 years ago
Day of Atonement Fail! Student Still Business Major
2 years ago

Crisis Averted! Almighty Student Assembly Obliterates ILR-HumEc Merger with Sternly-Worded Resolution

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago01 mins

Dropping the cold hammer of institutional justice, the Student Assembly smote the unpopular ILR-Human Ecology merger this past week by passing an entirely symbolic Resolution. Whoopee! via GIPHY The all-powerful protectors of the student body convened Wednesday and, with the ruthless efficiency we’ve come to expect from the SA, struck down the insidious proposal in…

Liberal Slant? This Entire School Is About Labor

Nooz Staff6 years ago03 mins

Colleges are meant to be bastions of free speech, teaching young adults how to think for themselves. Unfortunately, today’s colleges fall far from the mark. Whether it’s professors spouting opinion as fact, or the violent campus protests, it’s obvious that these so-called ‘glands of diverse thinking’ are culpable of silencing conservative thought. Just take Cornell…