1) FWS: Let’s Play — I got a C- in Yahtzee.
2) FWS: Modern Romance: Dating and Relationships Among Young Adults — “Hot tip,” said my sixty-year-old professor, “say, ‘Hiya toots!’ by the jukebox, and y be doing the jitterbug in no time.”
3) FWS: Talk. Writing is for Pussies — Okay, fine, this one isn’t real.
4) FWS: Yogurt? — The jury’s still out.
5) FWS: Sluts and Hoes — Yep. Very ashamed of this one.
6) FWS: Pin The Tail On Stuart — Stuart had a really bad time.
7) FWS: Fuck — God dammit.
8) FWS: Feminism For Men — Surprisingly, the same as feminism for women, just with one picture of a monster truck.
9) FWS: Everyone Gets A B+ — I got a B.
10) FWS: Be Christian — On day 1, they took us to Sage Chapel and baptized us.
11) FWS: Ian? — WHERE IS HEEEE???
12) FWS: My Mom’s A Bitch — She made him eat grapes, and he doesn’t like grapes.
13) FWS: Meditation for Beginners, Just Breathing — *sigh*
14) FWS: I’ve Got the Almond Milk Blues — We were all lactose intolerant except for Gary, who’s just really sad about almond milk.
15) FWS: Want My Old Skateboard? — No.
16) FWS: Crabs, Sexy???? — No.
17) FWS: Canada Is Technically A Country — No.
18) FWS: Urethras In The 21st Century — They were all pretty urethra-y.
19) FWS: One Unbelievably Well-Woven Basket — The basket got an A+.
20) FWS: Geronimo! — For the first two weeks, we just jumped off of medium-sized ledges onto a gymnastics pad.
21) FWS: Jumanji For Dummies — We just watched Jumanji at half speed.
As you pass by that park you always used to play at, or the old high school, remember that you’re an adult now and all the carefree childhood love of life has been replaced by the stressful demands of the real world!
