QUIZ: Art Thou Worthy Enough To Mix With Us? April 27, 2017UncategorizedFrat, Greek Life, Mixers, Quiz, Sorority, WomenNooz Staff Sure, thy may hath the swank in her soul, but dost thou fit the fill to mix with us? 1. Dost your lecherous soul permit the showing of the ankle? Of courseth Nay, how perverse Huh? 2. Does thine body shine with a light unseen by most men? It creates shadows on the other end of this earth my dear I declineth Umm… I have a lamp if that’s what you’re asking? 3. Dost thou walk like a goddess and talk like a governor? Does my delicate extern say otherwise? No, I am but a mere commoner Ummm… I’m pre-law if that’s what you’re asking? 4. Is your father well regarded in the presence of a monarch? Why yes, he is known to partake in lunch with King Myrick It is otherwise, he is simply a carpenter’s apprentice Pretty sure we don’t have those anymore, but okay 5. Dost thou wardrobe resign in the clutches of adequacy? I only dress myself in the finest silks from the farthest of the East Indies Thriftiness is but a virtue If you’re insulting my outfit then you’re about to catch these hands my guy 6. As the great Robert Frost said, “The gondolas of fear carry us away on heathenous tides” Oh, I loveth that poem. Rather! I, uh… I don’t think he said that Excuse me? 7. Wouldst thou shotgun this keystone with me? Aye, I shall puncture the can with my brooch pin I must decline, for I only consume brews of the craft variety No that’s fucking disgusting Loading … Question 1 of 7
