QUIZ: Art Thou Worthy Enough To Mix With Us?

1. Dost your lecherous soul permit the showing of the ankle?

2. Does thine body shine with a light unseen by most men?

3. Dost thou walk like a goddess and talk like a governor?

4. Is your father well regarded in the presence of a monarch?

5. Dost thou wardrobe resign in the clutches of adequacy?

6. As the great Robert Frost said, “The gondolas of fear carry us away on heathenous tides”

7. Wouldst thou shotgun this keystone with me?