You know the situation. It’s Friday night and you’re on your shit, really vibing after a stressful week. The rest of the room is right there with you, alcoholic beverage in hand as they let the worries of the real world melt away. Everyone seems to be unified in action and intent. Well, almost everyone….
All drugs in houses must have eco-friendly packaging Students must bring their own alcohol to parties, and it must be enough to share with the whole class Hazing can only be conducted by licenced third-party pledge daddies Mandatory I will not break the rules even when nobody is looking pinky promises for all members of…
Absinthe and Anal Body Shots and Butt Plugs Cocktails and Cock Rings Daiquiris and Double Penetration Eggnog and Edging Fireball and Facials Grey Goose and Golden Showers Hennessy and Hot Wax Irish Whiskey and Inflatables Jungle Juice and Japanese Tentacles Keg Stands and Kidnappings Limoncello and Leashes Moonshine and Muzzle Gags Natty and Nipple Clamps…
Last Friday saw the release of a highly anticipated, recently declassified IFC memo that is already sending shockwaves through the Greek system’s major houses. Despite all signs indicating that he was going to take you to formal, this memo—meticulously cultivated from over 600 messages ranging from pledge class GroupMes to screenshotted SnapChats—paints a stunning picture…
BALCH HALL—Listen up, all you hokey pokey players: if you think you can paddle the pink canoe while your roommate’s in class, think again! When Amber of Theta Sigma sorority broke into the dorm to decorate, she found her little’s roommate furiously auditioning the finger puppets. Yikes! Each was disappointed to find the other there,…
Many people hailed the University’s recent announcement that Psi Upsilon’s former fraternity house will be converted “into a building available for use by student organizations that promote diversity and inclusion.” Unfortunately, these people are missing the big picture: Cornell should instead make the house available only to me. While I understand that repurposing 2 Forest…
There are plenty of small town heroes to be found in Ithaca, but this long weekend, one really stood out from the crowd. Eric LaSorsa ‘18, a member of Sigma Psi Theta fraternity, has publicly stated that if somebody doesn’t want a drink anymore, he will proudly “slam that fucker down like it’s nobody’s business.”…
When I found out that I would be attending Cornell University, I was pretty excited for a lot of reasons. But probably the greatest appeal of this amazing school was the diversity of Greek life, and I was determined to rush a fraternity as soon as I could. So you can probably understand my disappointment…
