May 1, 2019

Champagne and Shackles Not Kinky Enough? Try These Alternative Date Nights:

Absinthe and Anal

Body Shots and Butt Plugs

Cocktails and Cock Rings

Daiquiris and Double Penetration

Eggnog and Edging

Fireball and Facials

Grey Goose and Golden Showers

Hennessy and Hot Wax

Irish Whiskey and Inflatables

Jungle Juice and Japanese Tentacles

Keg Stands and Kidnappings

Limoncello and Leashes

Moonshine and Muzzle Gags

Natty and Nipple Clamps

Oxy and Orgasm Denial

Patron and Penis Gags

Quaaludes and Queefs

Rum and Reluctant Handjobs

Sake and Spanking

Tequila and Toe Sucking

Unicorn Tears and Ukrainian Separatism

Vodka and Violence

Whiskey and Weapons-Grade Uranium

Xanax and Xenophobia

Yaguara and “Yes Daddy harder”

just fucking kill someone and then gangbang a pumpkin

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