Absinthe and Anal
Body Shots and Butt Plugs
Cocktails and Cock Rings
Daiquiris and Double Penetration
Eggnog and Edging
Fireball and Facials
Grey Goose and Golden Showers
Hennessy and Hot Wax
Irish Whiskey and Inflatables
Jungle Juice and Japanese Tentacles
Keg Stands and Kidnappings
Limoncello and Leashes
Moonshine and Muzzle Gags
Natty and Nipple Clamps
Oxy and Orgasm Denial
Patron and Penis Gags
Quaaludes and Queefs
Rum and Reluctant Handjobs
Sake and Spanking
Tequila and Toe Sucking
Unicorn Tears and Ukrainian Separatism
Vodka and Violence
Whiskey and Weapons-Grade Uranium
Xanax and Xenophobia
Yaguara and “Yes Daddy harder”
just fucking kill someone and then gangbang a pumpkin
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