Well, it’s that time of year again- Spotify Wrapped season, when the streaming platform reminds us all what we spent the past 12 months listening to. My suitemates and I took a break from studying to show our Wrappeds to each other and it became quickly clear that Barney might be going through some heavy…
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LONG ISLAND—Local student Colin Roban ’22 is reportedly preparing to inform his family that he is gay during the annual Thanksgiving dinner held at the home of his aunt and uncle, Susan and Gary Gates. Having explored and confirmed his sexuality while at Cornell, Roban expressed that he felt it was important to announce his…
It’s true – that girl in MEDVL 1101: Young Idiots vs. Toxic Elders with you seems really cool. But is she actually cool, or is she just an angsty little ball of insecurity desperately yearning to be perceived as cool because she never got over her lack of friends in middle school? Here’s how you…
CORNELL HEALTH—At a Friday morning launch event, representatives from Cornell Health’s Strategic Mental Health Task Force released dozens of trained therapy dogs to freely roam campus in an effort to reduce patient wait times. “We hear a lot about folks not wanting to wait three months to meet with a mental health counselor,” explained task…
Alright people, it’s time to get real. We all know university recognized greek life is not much longer for this campus. Martha’s practically salivating at all that prime real estate tucked away in those beautiful mansions, and is just itching for the moment when greek alumni donations tip below the point of being worth it….
1. Times New Roman There’s really no better choice to subtly yet powerfully express your overall meekness and wet blanket personality than Times New Roman! How else can you assure recruiters that you pedantically cycled through all the font options before assuredly saying to your worthless, pathetic self that “Yes, the font I have been…
Most students will just keep walking by when they see “Fight For Freedom” stickers cluttering up the bridge between the engineering quad and Collegetown, but not sophomore Jackson Huang. The dedicated young maverick has taken it upon himself to keep Cornell’s campus spotless, as well as suppress any and all dissent regarding Hong Kong’s independence….
Cornell Campus to Campus: C2C is a beloved student institution that runs from Cornell to New York City. We’d love to be sued by them almost as much as we’d love to be able to afford their tickets. Sure, they’re pricey and might take us for all we’re worth (approximately $150 and a dozen bagels),…