Quiz: Can The Guy from Tinder Really Help You With Your Homework?

So you’ve matched with this guy from Tinder, and wouldn’t you know, it turns out you’re both taking the same Bio course this semester! After engaging in the classic conversation starters and mentioning the prelim you bombed, he offers to help and tutor you. It seems like your lucky day that this “IVY League//STUDENT Athlete” has offered his assistance in Principles of Biochemistry: Proteins and Metabolisms.

Yet, you begin to wonder: Is it too good to be true? Is Bradley the Animal Science major from Utah for real? Or could the six-foot football linebacker possibly have ulterior motives? These questions are a lot to process, but never fear: this quiz is here to help.

1. How attractive is he?

 The hottest. Like, suspiciously hot. Too hot to have done all the problems sets and still have time to hit the gym

 Eh, I think my parents would like him.

 He DEFINITELY looks like he had time to do all the class work and hasn’t left his dorm in weeks.

2. What opener did he use on you?

 Hey there, cutie 😉

 hey there, I just wanted to warn you that I just got out of a really long term relationship with my best friend and soulmate and really lost rn. It all started when…..

 Wait, are you in BIOMG 3300?

3. What’s the most interesting pic in his profile?

 Him holding a fish.

 Him volunteering at the local orphanage.

 Him holding hands with someone’s whose face has been blurred out.

4. Where does he normally sit in the lecture hall?

 Near the front, listening to the professor intently.

 In the back, usually on his laptop.

 Different places, but you always know where because he raises his hand one too many times.

5. What’s his iClicker strategy?

 Be the smartest person in the room.

 Cheat off of the smartest person in the room.

 Pick the wrong answer and then publicly defend it anyway.

6. What kind of music is in his profile?

 Mainly Top 100 hits, with a little sprinkle of indie rock

 Classical music 4-hour mixes on YouTube.

 EDM. Lots of EDM.

7. You just gave him your number. What’s the first picture he sends you?

 Notes from class

 A painfully uninteresting GIF.

 Oh no! My eyes!

8. Where does he want to hold the study date?

 The library.

 A weirdly secluded place in the library.

 His room, 10 pm.

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