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Which Stacks Should You Have Sex in?

We’ve all heard that having sex in the stacks is one of 161 Things to do at Cornell, but no one ever answers the key question: which stacks to pick! Take this quick and easy quiz so you and your partner can start checking things off the list!

1. What college do you think you belong in?

College of Arts and Sciences

College of Engineering

CALS

College of Industrial and Labor Relations

College of Other Kinds of Relations 😉

HumEc

AARP

Hotel School

2. What college is your desired sexual partner in?

College of Arts in Sciences. I’m in A&S, just in case you were wondering.

CALS

AAP

HumEc

Hotel School

ILR

3. Where do you usually like to study?

Campus Libraries

In Your Room

I usually study in the lounge in 46 in Dickson. You should check it out sometime. I’m a really good study buddy.

Outside, when it’s nice out

4. What dining hall night do you like the best?

Quesadilla Night at RPCC

Italian Night at Becker

Wings at Keeton on Sundays

Oakies Dim Sum on Thursdays

I always thought that they should have an Apple Night at Appel. Like where they make lots of different foods with apples, like pie and applesauce and stuff. If that happened, would you go with me?

5. What’s your favorite a cappella group on campus?

The Hangovers

The Chordials

After Eight

Class Notes

Key Elements

CallbaXX

I’m actually starting my own new group that sings music from insurance commercials. It’s gonna be called “Harmoney.” I haven’t really gotten a lot of people involved yet, but I think it’s just how I’m advertising. If we had a party, would you come? I’d want you to come…

6. Which building are you most likely to spend your time in?

Hollister

Goldwin Smith

Duffield

Plant Sciences

Baker Labs

The Statler

Ives

I can really be anywhere. Like, wherever you usually spend time, I’d probably be fine being there. I’d probably really like it! Haha that’s not weird, right?

7. Which PE class would you take?

Swedish Massage

Tree Climbing

Golf

N/A, I’m a varsity athlete

Introductory Swimming

I was in a weightlifting one. I feel like I’m really bulking up. My mom totally agrees with me, too.

8. Last question: Where’s your favorite lunch place on Central?

Oakenshields all the way

Café Jennie

The Atrium

Ivy Room

The Terrace

Mac’s

Trillium

I don’t really eat on Central. I don’t know where places are, so I just go back to North to eat. Besides, most of my classes are done by 10 a.m. because I’m just that physically active. And also, they were only offered then, but also the first thing.

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