Tag Archives: spring break

Travel Alert! Students Unable to Make It From Bed to Class After Break

After the glorious week away from class provided by Spring Break, many students are still struggling with their various trips to campus all the way from their dorm rooms or apartments. “There are just so many legs to the journey,” mumbled sophomore Genevieve Perreine through two blankets and a pillow. Read More

Gross! This Roommate Forgot to Throw Out His Decomposing Goat Carcass Before Break

We’ve all heard awful roommate stories before, but none as bad as this. After Spring Break, Dylan Murphy ‘19 returned to his Becker Hall dorm only to discover, to his dismay, that his roommate Chad Stapleton ‘19 accidentally left a bloody goat carcass from their vernal equinox pagan sacrifice out Read More