1. Jungle Juice
Ready for a wild night? Have some jungle juice. It’s 15% alcohol, tastes amazing, and guaranteed to bring out the animal in you.
2. Angry Balls
Mix Angry Orchard and Fireball whiskey for this great party drink! Probably not the best thing to drink right after you had the jungle juice, but who am I to judge?
3. Box Wine
Hey, I mean if you want to drink box wine too, go right ahead.
4. Hard lemonade
Yeah! We’re getting so TURNT tonight! I didn’t expect you to go this hard at parties!
5. Straight Gin
Uh… slow down. This is fun but you should cut back.
Now I’m starting to really worry about you.
Jennifer, STOP! This isn’t funny anymore. This is dangerous.
No, we’re leaving. Put down the bottle. I’m taking you home. It’s a miracle you haven’t thrown up yet.
Oh god, it’s all over the floor.