May 2016
We Asked Students Which is Worse: Keystone, PBR, or Being Waterboarded?
Cornell students are all used to pretty awful drinks, and everybody has tried the college basics by now. So we went around campus asking students which they thought was worse: Keystone Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, or the ancient torture technique of waterboarding? Here’s what we found. Jordan Burnmauer ’17: Wha… What kind of question is…
Uh Oh! This Guy’s Group Project Partners Are All Non-Sentient Rocks
When Steve Kolebski ’19 was picking out his group project partners, he thought he was assembling the dream team to get the project done right on time! Little did he know, all of his partners would turn out to be a bunch of non-sentient rocks! Talk about a rocky start! That’s right! Despite putting up…