It’s Slope Day! Can you find the Slope? May 12, 2016UncategorizedCornell, Quiz, satire, Slope DayNooz Staff How hard did you pregame? I dotn konw wehre i am I just had a beer or two. I just threw up and I’m ready to rock! That’s the spirit! Is this a tree or a lamp post? That’s a tree! I CAN’T FEEL MY HANDS That’s a lamp post! That’s mature of you. I’m just trying to take care of my friends. Nah, I’ve got a flask in my friend’s bra for the concert. Well done. Now, which direction are you heading in? Up, up and awaaay in my beautiful, my beautiful balloooon! Onward, with feeling. Try hitting your hands really hard. I STLIL CATN FEEL MY HANDDS AND NOW I CANT MOVE Ok, that feels better. Thanks. My hands feel better, but I was hitting my friend and now he’s mad. I don’t think you’re doing okay. IM DOIGN FIINE I JSUT RAN INTO A TREE OR A LAMMPOST. I CANNT TELL WHIHC *cold, clammy silence* Sure, I believe you. There’s a horde of people heading in your way now. What do you do? FORLLOW TEHM! ASK TEHM FOR DIERCTIONS! How is he reacting? He looks kind of sick.. Oh god he’s going to throw up on me He’s a fighter. I gotta run! Aw, he said he was just disappointed in me. Where do you run? Into a lamp post. Straight into hell! Of course. Hey, us garden gnomes gotta stick together. So how do you think you’ll find the slope? Im.. um.. Uhmm… Im still durnk/ so By climbing upwards! All things that go up must come down so naturally if I climb upwards eventually I’ll find the slope that goes down. Duh. Brilliant, little one. Now grab the nearest blue kiddie pool that’s already ¾ full and dump it on its side, letting the contents flow downstream. With that waste of water serving as your guide, climb upwards. My guilt has consumed me and I will now lay forever more on the hallway carpet. I think I’m there! I climbed a lot and now I’m facing what can only be miles of impassable fences. This is promising. Loading … Question 1 of 11 Like This!