Can You Ace Every Exam at Cornell? December 8, 2015UncategorizedAcademics, Exams, QuizNooz Staff Final exams are upon us! Think you can get an A on every exam at Cornell? Take this quiz to find out! 1. What is the powerhouse of the cell? Yik Yak Something about ATP Mitochondria Wait this isn’t Oceanography? 2. What type of wine is this? Franzia Lost Irishmen A Merlot? It’s Wednesday. Red Wine, Konvict, Gaga 3. Which of the following was a factor in determining the degree of obedience in Milgram’s series of experiments? Whether the experimenter was a birch tree How much the learner bet when playing Milgram in Texas Hold ‘Em France Distance between the learner and the Sun 4. ¿Cómo se usa el subjuntivo cuando el frase dice la verdad? No lo usa, y para mi el subjuntivo no es completamente necesario porque, con respecto a la variedad gramatical, es importante que se … mierda. Déjame en paz. Es imperativo que se use el subjuntivo todo el tiempo, en cada frase, cada minuto, cada día. Por todo. Hasta el rabo, todo es toro 5. Explain Nietzche’s quote from Thus Spoke Zarathustra: “And once you are awake, you shall remain awake eternally.” All of us are awake Awake we are all of us who have awoken Eternally, each of us shall awake and live forever Zarathustra spoke it, it’s not Nietzsche’s quote. 6. Yes No In some cases, but not always. 7. Does Charles Kinbote exist? Did he kill John Shade? Yes and yes Yes, yes, and they were lovers It doesn’t matter Lolita is clearly Nabokov’s better work Isn’t that the one that takes place at Cornell? 8. Balance this equation: K4Fe(CN)6 + KMnO4 + H2SO4 = KHSO4 + Fe2(SO4)3 + MnSO4 + HNO3 + CO2 + H2O He specifically said we didn’t need to know this I mean I just don’t get why he would do this, he said we don’t have to know it Shit, I think the girl next to me knows how to do this. When in doubt, C it out 9. What is the ploidy of the synergid cells produced during tetrasporic megagametogenesis? Diploid Fullploid Haploid Noploid 10. What is the driving force for the nucleation of a tempered martensite phase? Describe the resulting microstructure. What the actual fuck I bet Gwendolyn in PMA doesn’t have to answer this question This will never apply to me Guess I’m transferring to IC after all Loading … Question 1 of 10 Related Posts“I Love Your Style!” and Twenty-Five Other Compliments to Give Your Friend Who Made Spitting Noises for Thirty Minutes at Their A Cappella ConcertGodspeed, Loyal Friend! Most Steadfast Donkey Collapses on Arduous Journey Up College Ave Like This!