Cornell is known for its many bright students – Rhodes Scholars, Nobel Prize winners, Supreme Court justices, but few alumni are as intellectually well rounded as polyglot and linguistics major Jason Jimerson ‘21, who knows the word “gazebo” in 15 languages. “Learning new languages is my favorite hobby. I’ve dedicated years of my life to…
So, it’s that time of week again: time to do your chores; your laundry. Not to worry though; laundry is easy, especially when factoring in the reliability of your dorm’s four laundry machines that are meant to service hundreds of residents. It’s almost therapeutic, as if you’re washing away your sins of the past week…
It might feel like Ithaca winter will drag on forever, but spring cleaning time will be here before you know it. And who better to consult for advice than Marie Kondo, author of the best-selling “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” and star of her eponymous Netflix series? So here’s the dealio – Marie’s method…
All drugs in houses must have eco-friendly packaging Students must bring their own alcohol to parties, and it must be enough to share with the whole class Hazing can only be conducted by licenced third-party pledge daddies Mandatory I will not break the rules even when nobody is looking pinky promises for all members of…
Well, it’s that time of year again- Spotify Wrapped season, when the streaming platform reminds us all what we spent the past 12 months listening to. My suitemates and I took a break from studying to show our Wrappeds to each other and it became quickly clear that Barney might be going through some heavy…
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LONG ISLAND—Local student Colin Roban ’22 is reportedly preparing to inform his family that he is gay during the annual Thanksgiving dinner held at the home of his aunt and uncle, Susan and Gary Gates. Having explored and confirmed his sexuality while at Cornell, Roban expressed that he felt it was important to announce his…
It’s true – that girl in MEDVL 1101: Young Idiots vs. Toxic Elders with you seems really cool. But is she actually cool, or is she just an angsty little ball of insecurity desperately yearning to be perceived as cool because she never got over her lack of friends in middle school? Here’s how you…
CORNELL HEALTH—At a Friday morning launch event, representatives from Cornell Health’s Strategic Mental Health Task Force released dozens of trained therapy dogs to freely roam campus in an effort to reduce patient wait times. “We hear a lot about folks not wanting to wait three months to meet with a mental health counselor,” explained task…