Hey, you! Yes, you, you nervous, wide-eyed, naive frosh! I bet you’re thinking right now about how you can impress your entire orientation group with a cool Icebreaker that’ll have the whole mandatory orientation group voluntarily nodding and laughing! Well, STOP thinking about that. Icebreakers are about one thing: survival. You either escape the orientation…
Everyone knows the words with which Ezra Cornell started his eponymous university: “I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study.” But that doesn’t tell you what to expect in those studies, now does it? So, here is our list of what the defining statement for each and every Cornell…
It might feel like Ithaca winter will drag on forever, but spring cleaning time will be here before you know it. And who better to consult for advice than Marie Kondo, author of the best-selling “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” and star of her eponymous Netflix series? So here’s the dealio – Marie’s method…
All drugs in houses must have eco-friendly packaging Students must bring their own alcohol to parties, and it must be enough to share with the whole class Hazing can only be conducted by licenced third-party pledge daddies Mandatory I will not break the rules even when nobody is looking pinky promises for all members of…
1) FWS: Let’s Play — I got a C- in Yahtzee. 2) FWS: Modern Romance: Dating and Relationships Among Young Adults — “Hot tip,” said my sixty-year-old professor, “say, ‘Hiya toots!’ by the jukebox, and y be doing the jitterbug in no time.” 3) FWS: Talk. Writing is for Pussies — Okay, fine, this one…
Meeting future recommenders at your internship can seem intimidating, but with this guide to making a great first impression, you can’t go wrong. Here are 9 tips to succeed! 1. Assess the weather to start every conversation. Nice sun today, eh? It shows that you’re relatable. 2. Always nod when people speak, even if they’re…
Tired of dressing up as sexy bunnies and angel/devil pairs? Sick of trick-or-treating on North Campus? Here are some more ways to celebrate! Dress up as a cat, and then release an actual feline into whatever party you’re going to. See if anyone notices it’s not really you Walk up to your ex-boyfriend at the…