Tag Archives: Student Assembly

Crisis Averted! Almighty Student Assembly Obliterates ILR-HumEc Merger with Sternly-Worded Resolution

Alice Song / Sun Staff Photographer

Dropping the cold hammer of institutional justice, the Student Assembly smote the unpopular ILR-Human Ecology merger this past week by passing an entirely symbolic Resolution. Whoopee! via GIPHY The all-powerful protectors of the student body convened Wednesday and, with the ruthless efficiency we’ve come to expect from the SA, struck Read More

SJWs Beware: This Article WILL Trigger You

Offended already? Well you better buckle up, because this ain’t your average, play-it-safe humor thinkpiece. We’re finally bringing it to you over-sensitive, politically-correct liberals – and you can’t hide from our First Amendment-delivered tirade of truth in your Tumblr posts and pinterest profiles. Where are your safe spaces now?? If Read More

Check Out The Student Assembly Seats That Are Up for Election This Fall!

Student Assembly elections start on September 26th! Do you know which SA positions are on the ballot this Fall? Take a look at the open seats here! Song Leader Slope Dude Director of SA Committee for Un-Cornellian Activities Mitt Romney Senior Soothsayer Dungeon Sweeper Master of Ceremonies Representative of Representatives Read More