Student Assembly elections start on September 26th! Do you know which SA positions are on the ballot this Fall? Take a look at the open seats here!
- Song Leader
- Slope Dude
- Director of SA Committee for Un-Cornellian Activities
- Mitt Romney
- Senior Soothsayer
- Dungeon Sweeper
- Master of Ceremonies
- Representative of Representatives to the Representatives of the House
- Construction Maintenance Overlord
- The guy who eats all of Hunter Rawlings’ food to make sure there’s no poison
- Money Spender
- Computer Daniel (two seats available)
- Keeper of the Quads
- Prototype
- Caucasian Male Officer of Political Correctness
- Freshman
- Hall Monitor
- Conservative Christian Archetype
- Mascot
- Long Lost Uncle
- Intersectionality Rep
- Court Jester
- Socrates Quoter
- Defense Against the Dark Arts Coordinator
- Blue Lightbulb Changer
- Guide Dog
- Gorge Troll
- Choir Boy
- Clocktower
- Pledgemaster
- Adjunct Professor
- Secretary of Defense
- Cage Fight Officiator
- Token Southpaw
- Mommy
- Corrupt Official
Nice! We can’t wait to vote on these seats next week!
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