September 21, 2016

Check Out The Student Assembly Seats That Are Up for Election This Fall!

Student Assembly elections start on September 26th! Do you know which SA positions are on the ballot this Fall? Take a look at the open seats here!

  • Song Leader
  • Slope Dude
  • Director of SA Committee for Un-Cornellian Activities
  • Mitt Romney
  • Senior Soothsayer
  • Dungeon Sweeper
  • Master of Ceremonies
  • Representative of Representatives to the Representatives of the House
  • Construction Maintenance Overlord
  • The guy who eats all of Hunter Rawlings’ food to make sure there’s no poison
  • Money Spender
  • Computer Daniel (two seats available)
  • Keeper of the Quads
  • Prototype
  • Caucasian Male Officer of Political Correctness
  • Freshman
  • Hall Monitor
  • Conservative Christian Archetype
  • Mascot
  • Long Lost Uncle
  • Intersectionality Rep
  • Court Jester
  • Socrates Quoter
  • Defense Against the Dark Arts Coordinator
  • Blue Lightbulb Changer
  • Guide Dog
  • Gorge Troll
  • Choir Boy
  • Clocktower
  • Pledgemaster
  • Adjunct Professor
  • Secretary of Defense
  • Cage Fight Officiator
  • Token Southpaw
  • Mommy
  • Corrupt Official

Nice! We can’t wait to vote on these seats next week!

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